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Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit...

I'm Sami/Samantha, Australian and a bit of a geek. Fan of comics, mangas, animes, movies, video games, tv shows and more.
Jul 25 '14

ranger-corps:

Tug doodles! I just really love the idea of Tug as a dapple gray.

I also envision Tug being super annoying when it comes to Will’s cloak.

Jul 24 '14
cumberbatchweb:

Poster for The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies.
Smaug!
https://twitter.com/TheHobbitMovie/status/491991311289839617

cumberbatchweb:

Poster for The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies.

Smaug!

https://twitter.com/TheHobbitMovie/status/491991311289839617

Jul 15 '14
oponok:

Work in progress, Cornetto Trilogy illustration. 

oponok:

Work in progress, Cornetto Trilogy illustration. 

Jul 7 '14

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

Jul 6 '14
homosexual-mayor:

PLEASE, DO NOT CONTINUE SELFIE WEEK
With the 4chan outbreak happening on Tumblr, it is NOT SAFE. They are now collecting selfies in the #selfie, #me and #face tags, but I would NOT put it past them to go to the tag.
They are taking collected selfies and putting them into pornographic scenes, and this could be ANYONE, no matter of age.
IF YOUR SELFIE IS USED, CONTACT AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY, BUT DO NOT POST ABOUT IT. THIS IS A HEAVY CRIME, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO STOP THE SELFIE WEEK. (Which I did originally post and I’m honestly sorry)

homosexual-mayor:

PLEASE, DO NOT CONTINUE SELFIE WEEK

With the 4chan outbreak happening on Tumblr, it is NOT SAFE. They are now collecting selfies in the #selfie, #me and #face tags, but I would NOT put it past them to go to the tag.

They are taking collected selfies and putting them into pornographic scenes, and this could be ANYONE, no matter of age.

IF YOUR SELFIE IS USED, CONTACT AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY, BUT DO NOT POST ABOUT IT. THIS IS A HEAVY CRIME, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO STOP THE SELFIE WEEK. (Which I did originally post and I’m honestly sorry)

Jul 6 '14
lawrencetheshark:

all-dressed-up-for-a-hit-and-run:

nevvyinthetardislock:

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST
burnthepasttotheground  imperialguard64  zombieslayer283  slickdiamond
ourfeminismftw  facesofpriviledge  lolimawomyn  random-guy-universe
oldsexistwhiteguy renamorcen  pussyjuice69  flyingpiratemonkey 
bottomfeeder666  pottergeek622  hobo-boy throw-away-opinions
tenorsexophone

THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO START PHOTOSHOPPING ANY SELFIES TAGGED UNDER COMMON TAGS LIKE “me” “my face” ETC. PLEASE BE SAFE

i refuse to stop reblogging these. i know that everybody and their mother is probably reblogging these and theyre probably all over everyones dash BUT i have yet to see one post with all the same tags and so here we are

lawrencetheshark:

all-dressed-up-for-a-hit-and-run:

nevvyinthetardislock:

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

burnthepasttotheground  imperialguard64  zombieslayer283  slickdiamond

ourfeminismftw  facesofpriviledge  lolimawomyn  random-guy-universe

oldsexistwhiteguy renamorcen  pussyjuice69  flyingpiratemonkey

bottomfeeder666  pottergeek622  hobo-boy throw-away-opinions

tenorsexophone

THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO START PHOTOSHOPPING ANY SELFIES TAGGED UNDER COMMON TAGS LIKE “me” “my face” ETC. PLEASE BE SAFE

i refuse to stop reblogging these. i know that everybody and their mother is probably reblogging these and theyre probably all over everyones dash BUT i have yet to see one post with all the same tags and so here we are

Jun 27 '14

thehornsofmischief:

lancrebitch:

ellensama:

burntcandycorn:

littlebluecaboose:

cosmictuesdays:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

Re-reblogging because I checked Snopes, and not only is this shit true, but the text on this is pretty much the same as it is there! Stay safe, kiddos.

According to the US Department of Agriculture, these are currently the states and provinces in North America where Giant Hogweed is present. Even if your state/province is “clear” that doesn’t mean that it is not there. If you see Giant Hogweed in your yard or anywhere please call your DOA! This stuff is mad deadly!

[Image Source]

Also here is a human for size reference. Since they are huge it should be easy enough to see and spot when fully grown.

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The burns can also be very bad, far worse than any poison ivy. Just Google ‘Giant Hogweed Burns’ and you’ll see. It can cause bad blistering, red painful rashes, and more. Please be careful of this plant!

I haven’t seen this stuff in years, luckily. My mother had us terrified of this shit.

Also, in the UK Giant Hogweed is actually spreading, so please be careful if you’re taking walks this summer (especially around rivers and rural areas where they’ve been allowed to spread by idiots) 

Jun 20 '14
I can’t wait for this. I really hope we get an English version at least soon after the Subbed versions.

I can’t wait for this. I really hope we get an English version at least soon after the Subbed versions.

Jun 19 '14

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

longhorse:

I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…

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Bloody Australians

Jun 16 '14
ambulanceartist:

ctrl-alt-megan:

ussdarthwhovian:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

Reblogging again for the Nick Fury GIF, that is pronounced Gif not Jif



Reblogging for Fury. It’s still “jif to me”. XD

ambulanceartist:

ctrl-alt-megan:

ussdarthwhovian:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

Reblogging again for the Nick Fury GIF, that is pronounced Gif not Jif

Reblogging for Fury. It’s still “jif to me”. XD

(Source: panerasexual)